I was Bored 6 (1,500 Subscriber Special)/Script

Narrator: And now it's time for "How Merchandising Changed Me". This episode, Madge! Merchandising...

Percy: Hey Madge!

Madge: Oh Hi Percy!

Percy: Can I have a ride?

Madge: Oh sure! Jump on!

(Percy hops onto Madge's Flatbed)

Percy: Yaaaay!

Narrator: Reality...

Madge: NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! HGHGH, I JUST WANNA PLAY! I JUST WANNA PLAY!!!!

Henry: See if you can find what makes this Trevor unique.

(Trevor goes across the track slowly)

Madge: Tractor Races! On your mark, Get set, Go!

(Terence and Trevor dash, taking the front of Madge and leaving her flatbed behind)

Emily: There's no-one quite like Emily, Friendly Em-

Unknown Voice: Did someone say Emerald?

Emily: Oh no, Aaaaah!

Molly (RC): Hi, I'm Molly!

Molly (Trackmaster): Hey! Who do you think you are?

Molly (RC): I'm Molly.

Molly (Trackmaster): No, I'm Molly!

Molly (RC): I'm more accurate.

Molly (Trackmaster): I have, yellow wheels with white outlines!

Molly (RC): So do I, and I have a white running board.

Molly (Trackmaster): I have 3 lamp irons and a lamp!

Molly (RC): So do I, and they're more detailed.

Molly (Trackmaster): Well, um, uh... uh... I'M BETTER!

(Trackmaster Molly dashes past RC Molly)

Molly (RC): Huh, I have a Remote Control.

Molly (Trackmaster): BE QUIET!!! Hah, My boiler's longer!

Fanofthomas31: Probably the most accurate Trackmaster Thomas ever made.

Fanofthomas31: Bachmann, Tomy, Trackmaster!

(Buster slowly comes up)

Buster: Vroom Vroom!

(Buster flies, landing on his wheels)

Buster: Huh, I landed on my wheels!

Thomas: Don't fall asleep!

Buster: Wait What?

(Thomas pushes the car with Buster inside, crashing both the truck and Buster)

Buster: How did it do that?

Duck: Oh Dear, Oh Dear, Oh Dear Oh Dear Oh Dear Oh Dear Oh Dear Oh DearOhDearOhDearOhDearOhDearOh, OH DEAR!!!

Bill: AND IF THE WORLD SUDDENLY RAN OUT OF CHEESE!

Salty: Ahoy Matey-

Den: Nope.

Hiro/James: We've been sitting here for about a week now.

Wilson, Dunbar, Action Chugger, Speedy: CHUGGINGTON!!!!!

Victor: I am not dealing with these cars.

(Victor leaves, but the camera goes to a car with gold)

Victor: GOLD!

Victor: SWIMMING IN GOLD! Wait a minute, GRAVEL?!?

(Victor pushes the car over)

Fanofthomas31: What Happened Here?

Flying Scotsman: I'M THE FLYING SCOTSMAN!

(Flying Scotsman jumps the ramp, leaving his tenders behind)

Flying Scotsman: Wait where are my tenders?

Flying Scotsman's Tenders: We can't stop noooow!!

(Flying Scotsman's Tenders fall into the water)

Flying Scotsman: Great, now it's Capsule Plarail all over again!

Ashima: And I'm Ashima!

Fanofthomas31: Makes me laugh every time.

(Hugo falls over)

Madge: Well, that's it everyone!

Percy: Hi

Madge: NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

(Video Ends)